So thats the flier that my ninja partner Douglas found on his windshield over the weekend and it was was every other car on the block too.
I emailed Ms. Clor because I thought she was the victim of a horrible prank — because no one would be stupid enough to put their name, bank account, routing number, phone number, and email out into the world, right?
Wrong.
Here was her response, along with the proof she sent:
THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP KENT!!!
I PROMISE TO MENTION YOU AS A MUSE IF I GET FAMOUS FOR THIS UNIQUE PLEA [FOR EMPLOYMENT FROM A UCSB GRAD. WHO MANY HAVE CALLED "THE MOST CREATIVE, ENTERTAINING, HILARIOUS, AND INTELLIGENT PERSON THEY'VE EVER MET."] I’VE ALSO RECENTLY BEEN CALLED “MAGICAL” AND “STUNNING” AND “ARE YOU A MODEL?” BY STRANGERS. SOUNDS GREAT RIGHT??
SO, WHY HAVE I BEEN UNEMPLOYED FOR OVER A YEAR AND CAN’T I GET A JOB THAT’S AT LEAST $15 AN HOUR AND F/T???
DO I NEED TO APPLY AT TACO BELL AND OTHER MIN. WAGE PLACES OR IS THERE STILL HOPE FOR ME TO HAVE A CAREER AND MAKE MY $80K UCSB LOANS WORTHWHILE??
I HAVE LOTS OF HOT PICS IF YOU THINK THAT WOULD HELP MY CASE.
LISA
So if you want to help or contact the “magical” “are you a model” Lisa, she’s willing to send you some hot pix.
9 Comments
April 13, 2010 at 11:25 am
oh my goodness….
April 13, 2010 at 1:27 pm
Priceless.
April 14, 2010 at 6:45 pm
[...] real. And yes, I had the same “WTF” reaction you are probably having when I saw it on Kent’s blog. His buddy Douglas found this flyer on his car and they both thought it had to be a joke. Kent [...]
April 15, 2010 at 12:11 pm
She looks 20 years older in the second photo, which is odd. Not to be ageist, as I’m not, but people don’t generally find anybody peering over their glasses/bifocals pretty much not hot.
June 27, 2010 at 10:04 pm
“ELIZABETH” – LOL!! NOT HOT IN GLASSES??
LET’S MAKE THIS CLEAR: IN THE PHOTO I USED IN MY CARD, WAS WHEN I WAS APPROX. 25 AND JUST GRADUATED FROM U.C. SANTA BARBARA, W/ A B.A. IN “GLOBAL STUDIES” WITH AN EMPHASIS ON “CULTURE AND IDEOLOGY” AND I CHOOSE “LATIN AMERICA” AND “SPANISH” AS MY REGION AND LANGUAGE SPECIALTIES……………………., THAT IS WHY THE SANTA BARBARA COURTHOUSE IS IN THE BACKGROUND OF MY PHOTO……. MY 3-YEAR, LIVE-IN FOR A YEAR, W/ 3 KIDS TO 2 WOMEN, 1 A VERY RELIGIOUS EX-WIFE WHEN HE WAS A MINISTER, AND THE OTHER A METH ADDICT WHO HAD 5 BABIES BY 5 GUYS, AND GAVE ALL THE BABIES TO THE DADDYS, HE WAS ONE OF THEM, THE LITTLE GIRL MEGHAN WAS RECENTLY ADOPTED BY 2 UCLA GRADS W/ PLENTY OF MONEY, ETC…………
ANYWAY, THAT WAS A LONG TANGENT, BUT GOOD TO KNOW………
HE HAS GONE BY “LEW” AND “MARQ-E AND IS LEGALLY, “LEWIS MASH” [GOOGLE HIM]….
HE TOOK MY PHOTO VIA VIDEO, PICKED OUT A GOOD ONE, AND ADDED THE S.B. COURTHOUSE TO THE BACKGROUND…….
SINCE I DIDN’T HAVE THE 3.7 GPA AND 170 LSAT, I GOT MY REAL ESTATE SALES LICENSE AND COMPLETED ALL CLASSES FOR THE BROKERS LICENSE, BUT HAVEN’T PASSED THAT EXAM YET……………….
THAT PHOTO STILL LOOKS LIKE ME 10 YEARS LATER, AT AGE 35………….. PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS SHOCKED WHEN I SAY MY AGE, ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLWAYS…….
BUT, THAT REQUIRES “HAIR AND MAKEUP AND CONTACTS”……….. RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL THE TV AND MOVIE STARS AND MUSICIANS USE PROFESSIONAL HAIR AND MAKEUP PEOPLE AND THEY GET LASIK, OR WEAR CONTACTS……………………….
INCLUDING ME AND NEARLY EVERY OTHER NORTH AMERICAN WOMAN ON EARTH.
GOOD HAIR AND MAKEUP AND LASIK/CONTACTS WILL TAKE 10 YEARS OFF YOUR LOOK!!!
THE GLASSES PIC I SENT TO THE OWNER OF THIS BLOG WAS NOT MEANT TO BE FOR THE PUBLIC ON THIS SITE OR ANY OTHER SITE……..
AND IT’S VERY FUCKED UP OF HIM TO INCLUDE IT WITHOUT CONSULTING ME…..
HE MADE IT OUT TO BE LIKE HE WAS “ON MY SIDE” WHEN HE ASKED ME FOR A PHOTO TO PROVE THAT I WAS “REAL”……… ME, WITH THE DATE IN THE PHOTO……..
AT THE TIME, I WAS SITTIN AT MY COMPUTER, NO HAIR, NO MAKEUP, CONTACT OUT, GLASSES ON, NOT BI-FOCALS, BUT YES, THEY ARE VERY, VERY THICK, -8 IN ACUVUES, NO $$$ FOR LASIK OR THIN LENSES…………..
UR A BULLY AND U DESERVE THE SAME IN RETURN………………
I WOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT TERRIBLE KARMA IF I WERE YOU.
BUT, MOST BULLYS DGAF ABOUT “KARMA”, CUZ THEY ARE SATAN IN THE FLESH………
UR FUCKIN SCARY.
ALL YOU HATERS ARE SCARY.
IT’S ME AND THE “NICE PEEPS” AGAINST YOU AND YOURS……………..
SPIRITUAL WARFARE.
YIKES!!!!!
WHO’S GONNA WIN??????
MAYBE WE ARE MEANT TO “FIGHT ON EARTH”……… WHY????????????????????
SHARPEN EACH OTHER???????
BALANCE EACH OTHER OUT????????
IDK. BUT I DEF. BELIEVE I AM ONE OF THE NICEST PEOPLE, IF NOT THE NICEST PERSON ON EARTH AND YOU ARE THE OPPOSITE…..
GO BACK TO HELL U UGLY FILTHY CUNT……
NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE………….
WE’RE CLEANING HOUSE N UR A FUCKING DISGUSTING ROACH THAT JUST WON’T DIE UNLESS SMASHED OR VICIOUSLY POISONED………
SYMBOLIC WORDS HERE, OF COURSE.
I WOULD NEVER THREATEN TO HURT ANYONE.
NO ONE WANTS TO GO TO JAIL UNLESS THEY LOVE CLAUSTROPHOBIA AND HATE THE OPPOSITE GENDER SO MUCH THAT THEY WANT TO BE SURROUNDED BY HOMOSEXUALITY 95% OF THE TIME.
JAIL IS NOT FOR ME.
IS IT FOR YOU??
LOVE ALWAYS,
LIS’
April 16, 2010 at 7:03 am
and then reddit.com and 4chan pick it up, and she becomes the planet’s prank victim of the day. I wonder if she has met a Nigerian prince yet?
April 21, 2010 at 7:27 pm
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!
LOOK BITCHES, THE PIC I SENT W/ MY GLASSES AND CALENDAR WAS NOT TO “LOOK HOT” – IT WAS BECAUSE KENT ASKED ME TO SEND HIM A PIC OF ME AND THE DATE TO PROVE I WAS REAL.
I AM OPEN AND HONEST – SO YOU CAN HAVE A HOT PIC OR A GLASSES PIC OR WHATEVER.
THERE ARE NO “STRINGS ATTACHED” LIKE “HELP ME AND I’LL SEND YOU SOFT-CORE PORN” – THAT’S BULLSHIT AND FUCK YOU IF THAT’S THE SLANDER YOU THINK IS ENTERTAINING.
IF YOU WERE IN MY SHOES YOU WOULD BE FREAKING OUT TOO.
HAVE A LITTLE EMPATHY!!!!!
I WENT TO A GREAT COLLEGE, STUDIED ABROAD IN WESTERN EUROPE, NORTHERN AFRICA, AND MEXICO, HAVE WORKED SINCE I WAS 12 AS A BABYSITTER AND HOUSECLEANER, WORKED ALL THROUGH COLLEGE, WORKED OVERTIME FOR FREE AT NEARLY EVERY JOB I EVER HAD, WTF DO YOU WANT FROM ME??????????
JUST SHUT UP, GIVE UP ON A F/T JOB @ $15+ AN HOUR, & JUST WORK AT TACO BELL P/T?????????????????????????????????????
I DON’T DIE THAT EASILY.
MY UNEMPLOYMENT INSURANCE EXPIRES ON JUNE 1. THERE ARE NO MORE EXTENSIONS. I AM TRYING NEARLY EVERYTHING I CAN THINK OF TO IMPROVE MY LIFE AND GET WHAT I WORKED SO HARD FOR ALL MY LIFE – A DECENT OR BETTER JOB/INCOME/LIFE.
I EXPECTED SOME CRITICISM CUZ THERE ARE ALWAYS GOING TO BE HATERS/NEGATIVE/EVIL/MEAN PEOPLE IN THE WORLD……………
BUT, THE REACTION I GOT HERE AND SOME OTHER L.A. BLOG THAT IS THE 2ND LINK ON GOOGLE UNDER “LISA CLOR”……………IS NEARLY 95% CRUEL AND CLUELESS RE WHO I AM AND WHAT I’M DOING.
IF YOU WANT TO HELP ME FIND A DECENT JOB, BUILD ONE OR MORE OF MY MANY GENIUS BUSINESS IDEAS, AND/OR ON MY CAMPAIGN FOR U.S. PRESIDENT IN 2020, PLEASE EMAIL ME @ LISACLOR2020@GMAIL.COM OR CALL ME @ 818-738-3057.
WHAT JOB/S DID GOD GIVE YOU TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE ON EARTH?????????
LIS’
June 23, 2010 at 12:14 am
Wow, is right. And in CAPS, no less. Brilliant approach- dying to see where this ends up. Hope she gets ‘that job’.
September 2, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Wow, Lisa, just saw your reply to me and I don’t know why you’re so full of rage towards me. I don’t think I said anything harsh. I switch between glasses and contacts. Sometimes I look hot in glasses and sometimes I don’t. But if you tell someone “I have lots of hot pics,” then send a not-great one to prove you’re real, you’re setting yourself up for comments. I’m sorry you’re having such a hard time and I wish you luck in finding a good job.
If you really want a good job, there is something you need to know: you should stop writing in all caps. It makes a terrible impression as it is considered very hostile. This might be part of the reason you’re having trouble finding work. I hope things are better for you. You’re obviously well-educated, but any person considering hiring you can Google your name, find your rage-filled screeds like the one above, and decide you’re too angry and hateful to deal with. I know you’re upset but you’re not helping your case. Blessings to you (and to everyone having difficulty finding work).